ARIES
I have been dumped by an Aries last month, so no Sex-o-scope for them.
Ha ha - just kidding. Summer for Aries is symbol of laziness. Hot weather cools you down a bit too much and you wake up after summer wondering if you did something of your summer actually. And actually you did not. But that is no problem. Just keep in mind that would be good if you shower once a day at least. What about sex? Well, you know, too hot and don’t feel it right now… Ok, let’s meet in October so.
TAURUS
Summer is good, everybody is complementing you about your style, your
hair, your life. You look good, feel good and talk good. People are
attracted by what you say this summer, so show off! And you have many
things to say after what you did this year. Just don’t forget
that things can also happen during this summer, so don’t forget
your camera, we never know. The Capricorns are fascinated by your long
discussion, and they want to know more…
GEMINI
Having hesitations? Indeed it's summer, it's hot outside, new people
coming... The flow of opportunities makes you really wonder if you should
come back to your butterfly attitude. On top of that, you feel really
good in your body. Guess what, I think you ll make the move and follow
your natural aspiration for fooling around. And you maybe will have
a romance... As far as you don't play Banco and loose your strong and
long term relationship. Summer is just a season, Gemini, you will soon
come back to more steady feelings. Saying that, hmmmh look at this Libra
full of pheromones, and this Capricorn, not too bad too, and this Leo
with nice hair style, ...
CANCER
Have you heard about the sea shell sex life? Well, you are very close
to it. They have friends and try many things, and suddenly when they
get another seashell with the biggest... shell, they just spend all
their time with the dear one, becoming blind for the others. I know
it is tough, but there is more in life than planning to buy a new bed
and doing housework. Summer is also time for friends and your partner
will understand that. Frankly speaking, your partner needs air, space.
You are suffocating them with your lazy attitude and your homey style.
You will see that couple is nurtured with friends relationship. We are
social animals, don't forget this! If some of your Pisces friends ask
for more attention, don't decline!
LEO
Wow, your hair look beautiful this summer. Let them grow a bit, you
will look even better. Traveling to visit family just exhaust you, but
please don’t become lazy. You are a bit like the Aries, when the
temperatures are up then you feel like melting. So find a little of
shadow and drink cold fruit juice. Your body will adapt. And for once,
try to look younger that you are. Your summer mission: try to make your
body a bit more flexible. You will see tat it will help you adapt to
heat. Take that yoga lesson during your stay in this Balinese resort,
yes you can do it! And you might also like it. With a little more flexibility,
you will also have more success with your partner!
VIRGO
It seems that you will have promotion very soon. Congratulations, but
don’t become arrogant about it. Responsibilities are given to
do things, not to look at your new crown for endless hour in the mirror.
And at the end of summer, this might no be the best thing that happened
to you anyway. On the relationship side, not really bright as well,
it is difficult for you to find people you can trust and you realiz
that it is also because you have been doing too much of back stabbing
and looked people down for too long. My advice: summer is no romance
for the Virgo, but about filling the cracks you’ve done with the
people around you. Why don’t you try to trust three people around
you and give them full support? You’ll see your life will be much
easier. It s like you are in front of two ways, one is only the good
one, I just gave you the good method, and let’s catch up in September
to celebrate… or to cry!
LIBRA
As going with the flow is your motto, summer is a wonderful time for
you. New clothing to attract your prey, new countries to discover, new
sport to try... This summer is about trying new stuff for you. So get
ride of all your 2005 and before clothing and go for drinks in breezy
place. You will be more successful near the sea, and get full score
on a boat. A Gemini Sailor or a Scorpio mermaid will be a great match.
SCORPIO
Looking at people happiness makes you vomiting? And you feel also bad
about it? Scorpio, I know it’s tough but for one summer could
you try doing the same thing as other. Indeed people are more shallow
during summer because it is vacation time, sun, fun and opportunity
to meet new people and renew the human species. If you look at it closer,
it might not be as shallow as what you think. And anyway, what’s
the point to think these month? Finally the haze is gone (I will soon
do Astro-weather forecast for Hong Kong) for one full month, so indeed
your iron cast is no use but you have other way to be happy. And anyway,
don’t you need a little hug? Come on, we know that when it comes
to sex, the scorpio can be very shallow too. Why don’t you hook
this grumpy Aquarius and trap it into your web?
SAGITTARIUS
Already half the year has gone and you did not see it. You so absorb
by your job that you really have no time for you. You travel too much,
work too much, eat too much. And even stuff that usually relax you and
gives you a way to entertain your brain don’t work. My advice:
just stop. Really stop. Off the blackberry, break with the mistress
who always beg you for money, crash you phone. And go. Go in a villa
with less than 1,000 inhabitants in Europe. You need to detox your body
with all the bad vibes you absorbed without releasing them: Don’t
talk on the phone, don’t look at TV and go inside the water. Your
body needs water to regenerate. And you feel like so tired, so exhausted.
If you cannot manage to get at least three week off in a row, you’ll
have a bad surprise in November. Get this Aries with nice complexion
and learn to sleep!
CAPRICORN
Full of energy, but your partner is a bit lazy? Don’t worry, the
good energy from Sun God will fix that quickly. You cannot be down when
the sun is up anyway. All right, things are not going exactly as you
wish, but you get used to it, don’t you? Again, try to find one
little habit that sounds extremely important to you, such as: the way
someone put the fork on the table with the peaks up, or the way the
waiter always forgets the teaser in your cocktail, and then just accept
the fact it is not the way you like, but it should not matter. Try many
times, I know it’s a tough one. Summer is a good way to unwind
your old boy old girl little habits and prepare yourself for being a
sociable person Traveling is a good way to bump into new comers, but
you would be surprised that you have to make no effort to attract people
around. And wow, you are very physical this summer. Look at this hot
Taurus Fireman or this gorgeous Virgo Girl drinking at the corner of
the California bar? They are not as difficult to get as you think.
AQUARIUS
Enough is enough! We know you are under pressure with your job or studies.
We know you are not happy with your body now -Indeed you look a bit
fatty by the way. However do you really think being grumpy makes you
more attractive? Wrong indeed. So you need a big fight, tears, and once
the crisis is over, a new start. And that's the only way you will finally
enjoy being yourself. And believe me, your are a great person. People
who take time to look behind the mask really appreciate you. And you
are lucky: a close Gemini person will invite you to a great place with
a lot of sun. So just go there and enjoy, you will feel so good that
you will evacuate your stress and your toxins. Detox summer for the
grumpy Aquarius. Remember to keep on the good work for the months after...
PISCES
All or nothing strategy is no good strategy. You should just accept
things and be open. Don’t worry, summer is good for the fish.
Warm water, more attention from your partner, and from new comers. So
summer is time for you to re-fill your self esteem. Your body is in
perfect shape, and people notice it. It gives you more balance and you
see that problems are not that big after all. The only problem is that
you feel your current relationship is going nowhere, even though you
finally managed to have a good 'team spirit'. But the fish deep inside
needs more than comfort, they need perspective. My advice? Go relax,
visit family, and if you think your life is a bit complex, just going
away fixes a lot of stuff! Why don't you contact a Gemini that will
always have an understanding ear for you!
